|But hark! All hope is not lost! I've uploaded 49 photos from the FF Fan Day at the Metreon and attached them to our report.|
|After many thinks, I gone and done it. My new personal site, Mario Is Stoned, is now up and semi-operational.|
That leaves the Swamp the way it used to be - a near-dead RPG humor site.
ROUND 3 OF THE
FADEN PET ROYAL RUMBLE!!!
WITH RASSLIN' STARS JAVA, PANCAKES AND JIRO!!!
Jiro is rejoicing over his victory over reigning champion Java. But that victory is short-lived, as Pancakes the Old Fart comes back from the dead!!!
It's a faceoff! Pancakes confronts Jiro, and stares down at him! Jiro is intimidated by this wise old cat! Java pounces on Pancakes, making her scratch the HAND OF DOOM WITH A WATCH looming from above!
Jiro uses his newly discovered Eat ENTIRE Chcken ability! Ooh, he's fat!
He rolls around and squashes Pancakes! Pancakes isn't so happy about that! She uses her Sad Cat Groan, rendering Jiro and Java defenseless! What's this? Jiro and Java are joining in! Jiro is using his similar Really Cute Meow attack, and Java is using his Really Loud Bark Attack that Wakes Up the Neighbors! The whole town comes to the house, and throws them into the sink!
And here's my second comic for the day. As you can see, I didn't take much time in drawing it.
Know before you read that there have been millions of "funny" comics about these fabled "rolling blackouts." The only reason people think these "horrible" things are happening is because the press keeps reporting about California and its "dilemma."
This is true. It's amazing what some black hair gel and mascara can do to make someone look insanely different.
I felt like Ricky Martin after the performance of my play (Museum) yesterday.