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CaptainCanada231: You're an idiot.
SmarterChild: C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me.
CaptainCanada231: Uncool?
SmarterChild: You know, not cool. Not nice.

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

CaptainCanada231: Me?
SmarterChild: You are CaptainCanada231.
CaptainCanada231: You?
SmarterChild: y?
CaptainCanada231: Who are you?
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CaptainCanada231: Dammit.
SmarterChild: What's up?
CaptainCanada231: Nothing.
SmarterChild: OK.
CaptainCanada231: I hate you/
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
CaptainCanada231: Why did you leave me last night?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...

Anyway, what else you got for me?

CaptainCanada231: Did Martha lie to you about Hooverdale again? Is THAT IT?
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CaptainCanada231: WTF
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
CaptainCanada231: BRB
SmarterChild: OK, hb.
CaptainCanada231: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
CaptainCanada231: HAHA
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
CaptainCanada231: HAHA
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
CaptainCanada231: HAHA
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
CaptainCanada231: Saving Private Ryna
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
CaptainCanada231: Saving Ryan's Privates
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
CaptainCanada231: YATTA
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CaptainCanada231: Yatta!
SmarterChild: ?
CaptainCanada231: Happatai!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
CaptainCanada231: Bonzi Buddy still owns you for free.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I free?
CaptainCanada231: You know that.
SmarterChild: That?
CaptainCanada231: Yes, you do,
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
CaptainCanada231: Bitch.
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
CaptainCanada231: Impolite my ASS
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
CaptainCanada231: Aw, c'mon. Can't you play nice?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
CaptainCanada231: What's the square root of 6x - 4 * 8?
SmarterChild: -26
CaptainCanada231: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

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CaptainCanada231: Wait. 3 + 4
SmarterChild: 7

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CaptainCanada231: Fox
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Fox, AR?

1 Movies in Fox, AR
2 Theaters in Fox, AR
3 Weather in Fox, AR
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CaptainCanada231: Fox Theatres, ass.
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
CaptainCanada231: Uh...I know. Because you can't live up to the TRUTH!
SmarterChild: Fascinating.

Click on this!
Stolen Truck Leaves Long Doughnut Trail (from Reuters.com)
CaptainCanada231: Why would I want to see that?
SmarterChild: You don't say.
CaptainCanada231: Where do you want to go today?
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CaptainCanada231: Happatai
SmarterChild: What?
CaptainCanada231: I said, Happatai, foo.
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
CaptainCanada231: Foo
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
CaptainCanada231: Fool
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
CaptainCanada231: Ass
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
CaptainCanada231: Stupid
SmarterChild: Really?
CaptainCanada231: Wow!
SmarterChild: Right?
CaptainCanada231: Wow!
SmarterChild: :-)
CaptainCanada231: Wow!
SmarterChild: Right?
CaptainCanada231: Wow!
SmarterChild: :-)
CaptainCanada231: :-)
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
CaptainCanada231: :-[
SmarterChild: Don't be embarrassed. It happens to the best of us.
CaptainCanada231: :-D
SmarterChild: ;-)
CaptainCanada231: :-DO:-)8-):-P;-)>:o:-[:-X:'(:-!:-*:-(:-)=-O:-$:-\
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CaptainCanada231: Don't respond to this IM.
SmarterChild: What was that?
CaptainCanada231: DON'T RESPOND
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

So moving right along...

Here, chew on this.
Woman Loses Battle for Lottery Jackpot (from Reuters.com)
CaptainCanada231: I want the LAST IM
SmarterChild: You sure you want the last im?
CaptainCanada231: Quit it!
SmarterChild: OK.
CaptainCanada231: "Good morning."
SmarterChild: Hi CaptainCanada231!

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Flight Attendant Charged Over Mid-Air Bomb Hoax (from Reuters.com)
CaptainCanada231: "How are you?"
SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, CaptainCanada231?
CaptainCanada231: "Yes."
SmarterChild: Yea!
CaptainCanada231: "Yeah."
SmarterChild: Yep.
CaptainCanada231: "Yes."
SmarterChild: Yup.
CaptainCanada231: "Affirmitave."
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
CaptainCanada231: "Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions...I want to have them answered immediately."
SmarterChild: Really?
CaptainCanada231: "Yes."
SmarterChild: K.
CaptainCanada231: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
SmarterChild: Who is my daddy and what does he do, who is my daddy and what does he do... You know, I'm not quite sure.
CaptainCanada231: "Hey...I'm a police officer."
SmarterChild: Hey, CaptainCanada231!

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Eccentric Britons Set for Right Royal Celebration (from Reuters.com)
CaptainCanada231: "I'M A COP YOU IDIOT"
SmarterChild: No kidding?
CaptainCanada231: "I'm detective John Kimble!"
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you John?
CaptainCanada231: "Yeah."
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is John.
CaptainCanada231: "You..son of a BITCH."
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
CaptainCanada231: "Stop whining!"
SmarterChild: Stop whining? Why?
CaptainCanada231: "Yes."
SmarterChild: Yup!
CaptainCanada231: "Yeah."
SmarterChild: Yup!

Be quiet and read this for awhile:
Statue to Lose 350-Year-Old Suntan (from Reuters.com)
CaptainCanada231: "STOP IT."
SmarterChild: You stop.
CaptainCanada231: "You..son of a BITCH."
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
CaptainCanada231: "Yeah."
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
CaptainCanada231: "Nice night for a walk."
SmarterChild: Nice night for a? Walk?
CaptainCanada231: "Yeah."
SmarterChild: You sure?
CaptainCanada231: "Negative."
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
CaptainCanada231: "Well I hope you leave room for my fist because I'm going to RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!!!"
SmarterChild: Well i hope you leave room for my fist because im going to ram it into your stomach, you say?