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Brainlord's Anthem
Parody of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth
New Lyrics by Ragnarosen

Somebody once said if you want a new challenge
Feel the adventure atmosphere in the air
Play the game that Enix made back in 1994
And listen to the songs of Sinclair

Well, the puzzles start coming and they don't stop coming
Gotta find the answers, don't turn your tail running
This game is an exercise for the head
If your mind gets dumb then you'll wind up dead
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with sneaking in the Fight Ring?
You'll never know if you don't try
You'll never win if you don't fight

Hey now, you're a Brain Lord
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, Dragon Warrior
Climb the tower, get paid
You can download the ROM for free
The action in an Action RPG

If you don't wanna walk all the way back to Toronto
Use the Warp Gate and it'll get you there pronto
You can't buy the game cause the games are all gone
So get an emulator and then download the ROM
In the first town, buy apples and cheese
Only the most clever people should proceed
The game's a tax on my mind. Is it on yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're a Brain Lord
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, Dragon Warrior
Climb the tower, get paid
You can download the ROM for free
The action in an Action RPG

(Whistle)

Hey now, you're a Brain Lord
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, Dragon Warrior
Climb the tower, get paid
You can download the ROM for free
The action...

Somebody once said I should throw away my sword
And get myself a better weapon like an axe
I said yep, what a concept, I could use some more power myself
So I could cut my enemies no slack

Well, the puzzles start coming and they don't stop coming
Gotta find the answers, don't turn your tail running
This game is an exercise for the head
If your mind gets dumb then you'll wind up dead
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with sneaking in the Fight Ring?
You'll never know if you don't try
You'll never win if you don't fight

Hey now, you're a Brain Lord
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, Dragon Warrior
Climb the tower, get paid
You can download the ROM for free
The action in an Action RPG

(fade out)

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