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Chocobo Insanity
From "Warking Without Moving"
By The Cute Animal Characters
Parody of "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai
(Intro)
Who knows where they're living at?
It's a wonder man can eat at all
Chocobos fill dining halls
They just take up lots of space--they get into your face
And I don't see what's so great about them
Only to be told
"They can eat
They can breed
Ain't that just too sweeeet?"
And everyone thinks that chocobos
Are really great because of their big nose
And around ev'ry corner pops another
See, what a crazy world we live in
And if I see one more I'll go insane cause
It's all I have to give these -
Futures made of chocobo insanity now
Always seem to be govern'd by this love for them
And new kinds, breeding, has gone just way too far
Oh, WARK's the only sound - It's making my eardrums pound
And I'm thinking what a mess we're in
No one knows where to begin
If I could slip the sickly smells that chocobos have made
And now every breeder, can choose the color
Of their bird
That's not nature's way
Well it wasn't that yesterday
There's nothing left to do but pray
That I finally hear a new sound sometime
WARK - it's so insane
It causes my ears to strain
There's something in these
Big birds causing -
Futures made of chocobo insanity now
Always seem to, be govern'd by this love for them
And new kinds, breeding, has gone just way too far
Oh, WARK's the only sound - It's making my eardrums pound
There's one guy that rode them round
And round again and even started
A tournament--ain't that great
Forget your cats, dogs and every last goldfish
Oh, there's nothing so bad
I know yeah it's all chocobos
(Instrumental!)
Futures made of chocobo insanity now
Always seem to be govern'd by this love for them
And new kinds, breeding, has gone just way too far
Oh, WARK's the only sound - It's making my eardrums pound
(Another Instrumental!)
Chocobo Insanity is something we all share
I don't know what caused all this--could be Rufus' hair