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Death Angel
by Masamune Shirokaze
Performed by Zid Vicious w/ MC Garland
Parody of "Informer" by Snow
(#3 in the compilation, "This Ain't No Game: Song Parodies inspired from the greatest videogames of all time.")

Death Angel
Garland think to destroy Gaia I'm the man
I won't let Gaia down
If ya gonna destroy it find someone else, 'cuz it ain't gonna be Zidane
I won't let Gaia down

Walking the shimmering island and found Terra, my home
Just learned recently that I'm a Genome
Garland take me to the castle, castle Pandemonium
Said I had to serve him for the Terra nation
Said I put into existence to make Gaia history
Almost lost my mind thought I was gonna be

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Thinks he's a god and he got so much power
I kicked his ass in less than 40 hour
Now joyboy named Kuja he tryin' to break the crystal
And he knows that for him these hours they will be final
So he want to use the last of his time to kill us all
But he ain't no Indalecio from Fienal
More like Meteor or Doomsday better fit that big jerk
Got lots of power but it just don't work*

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Hey yo Kuja you better listen to me now
And yo Necron ya better listen to me now
When-a me go in a Trance ya know me rock on steady
When I break out tha Grand Lethal I can defeat anyone
And people be askin me-a "Where ya come from"
People then say I come from planet Terra
But me born and raised in Mist continent
I want ya to know that unlike you guys I can express sentiment
And I wanna help the people here but you guys want them to die-a
Where me a born in-a the planet Gaia

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In love with a nice young lady
Calls eidolons they be powerful and irie
She'd hold her own even in a dark alley
But-a Zid Vicious me always by her side-a
Amarant think I never honest but to you I can't lie-a
You never know say Daddy Zidane me are the boom shakata
Me not a pushover 'cuz I Trance with special power like Dyne
Don't mess with Grand Lethal or Solution 9

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Why would he? (Repeat)

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Me standin face to face with this girly girly man
Kuja knock me out, fight with my pals
He knows he's dying but it ain't even a thing
The Genome and his party gave him an ultimate thrashing
He fried' em all with Ultima, almost wipe'em from the land
Nearly killed me 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Zidman
I can only talk to him, I can't do nothin' else at all
Kuja kicked me off a cliff, 50 meter freefall
I couldn't stop Zidane, but Kuja put us all in danger
I don't care if Zid won't be the Death Angel.

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End.

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