DOOMSDAY
by Earth Mage 2000
Parody of "Beautiful Day" by U2

It's Doomsday

Come put on your robe,
see the meteor earthbound.
Heading for the globe,
the earth is scared and dumbfound.

We're out of luck,
and Shirna is quite aware.
That Sephroth's a shmuck,
he started this whole affair!

I know a good friend,
he's a swordfighting ace.
He'll put this chaos to an end,
and send the meteor back into space.

It's Doomsday!
Meteor falls, you feel like
it's Doomsday!
I hope Cloud sends it away.

He's on the road,
hear the Midgar zolom hiss.
Just got turned into a toad,
but he healed himself with a maiden's kiss.

He loves Junon town,
Even if Shirna soldiers stalk you.
He's been all over,
just him and his crew.

It's Doomsday!
Meteor falls, you feel like
it's Doomsday!
I hope Cloud sends it away.

Heal me,
put my HP at a good place.
Help me,
this monster isn't a hopeless case.

See the chocobo in green and blue,
see Fuhai right infront of you,
see the meteor in purple and black,
see Barret do his 'Big Shot' attack,
see Cosmo Canyon broken my mist,
see Cid get really pissed,
see Niebelheim mansion where Vincent slept,
see Junon where the huge materia is kept.

It's Doomsday!
Meteor falls, you feel like
it's Doomsday!
I hope Cloud sends it away.

Heal me,
put my HP at a good place.
Help me,
this monster isn't a hopeless case.

Materia you don't have you don't need it now,
Knowledge Bugenhadgen knows you can feel it somehow,
Materia you don't have you don't need it now,
Don't need it now,
Don't need it now,
Was quite a doomsday...