(I Just Scored) Free Lasagna


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(I Just Scored) Free Lasagna
Written & Performed by Ragnarosen
Parody of "She's A Bad Mama Jama" by Carl Carlton

I just scored free lasagna
Just as fine as it could be
I just scored free lasagna
With a side of broccoli

Now let me tell the story of
What happened at lunch today
I saw some fine lasagna
Sittin' in a garbage tray

Now, something like this happens
Only once in a blue moon
It's like the cafeteria
Had one of the Seven Runes

It's food
And it's free
I swear that plate was callin' me

It's got cheese
Man, it's packed
Those noodle sheets were really stacked

I just scored free lasagna
Just as fine as it could be
I just scored free lasagna
With a side of broccoli

Now, I'm a college student
And I've learned to spot the deals
So when I saw that free lasagna
I had to eat that meal

So you could call me gross
And you could call me crass
But I swear that there was haute cuisine
Lyin' in the trash

It's food
And it's free
I swear that plate was callin' me

It's got cheese
Man, it's packed
Those noodle sheets were really stacked

I just scored free lasagna
Just as fine as it could be
I just scored free lasagna
With a side of broccoli

When I saw that plate of pasta
It gave my heart great pause
Just lookin' at those noodles
Drownin' in tomato sauce

So you could cast your judgments
It really isn't fair
It's like that time on "Seinfeld"
When George found that éclair

It's food
And it's free
I swear that plate was callin' me

It's got cheese
Man, it's packed
Those noodle sheets were really stacked

I just scored free lasagna
Just as fine as it could be
I just scored free lasagna
With a side of broccoli

I just scored free lasagna
Just as fine as it could be
I just scored free lasagna
With a side of broccoli

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