The Sounds of Terra Linda High School

"Aohhhhwww...that's hella SHOT!"
"Shakespeare wuz SMOKIN'!"
"I think that the Holocaust was bad because...well...Hitler and all his...gang member or whatever, killed people."
"She's all, 'Did you see Bill?' and I'm all "Nooo...'"
"Loosen your G-string a little." (violin teacher)
"AAANNNOOOOGGUUOOHHHH!!!"
"I gotta read a lotta words, yo!"
"Oh, I seen it...eeeehhhh..."
"You're gonna rip it an' then you're gonna, like, pinch it."
"I'm wearing the best underwear."
"Is there any singing in the song?"
"...like, that...like, board thing and everything...y'know?"
"I love it! I listen to it every morning before the munchkins come."
"Let's not have any diarrhea of the mouth." - Mr. Shaffer
"OHH YESSS HOW SWEET IT IIISSS!" - Mr. Shaffer
"Are we all in Fat City?" - Mr. Shaffer
"I'm flexible. I've got plenty of flexible." - Mr. Shaffer