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Bells, Bells, Bells
Parody of "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child
New Lyrics by Ragnarosen

Author's Note: Well, it's only natural I made a Destiny's Child song parody, 'cause their name sounds like something right out of BOF2.

Have you been to St. Eva's Church? (Church!)
That new religion ain't no thang but a curse
'Cause, of your life they take control,
Then to a demon they feed your soul,
I'm telling you this so that you'll know
St. Namanda's the only way to go

St. Eva's teachings are so-o wrong (Wrong!)
Something suspicious that I knew all along.
Habaruku came out of nowhere
Now he's leading everyone in prayer
They've abandoned Ladon, and no one cares
About Ganer and his blind nightmare.

St. Eva is
(A good-for-nothing worship figure)
I'm telling you
(St. Namanda's heart is bigger)
He's evil, and when times get hard
We need someone to help us out
And get rid of St. Eva, cause that's what
"Breath of Fire" is all about

Can you play the bells?
Can you play the tubular bells?
You gotta learn the melody well
So you can find the Boombada spell.
I don't think you do,
So that spell ain't for you.

And now you going to Evrai. (Evrai!)
The home of the damned, and that ain't no lie.
'Cause Habaruku's got your number
He'll quiz you on Eva, and if you blunder
You're gonna get the ultimate doom
When he calls for Ray, his hired goon.

At the end of this fantasy (Fantasy!)
All that's left is to conquer Infinity.
Of course, this ain't no easy task
Cause the monsters there will kick your ass.
When you reach the opposite of heaven
Your team squares off against Deathevan.

St. Eva is
(A good-for-nothing worship figure)
I'm telling you
(St. Namanda's heart is bigger)
He's evil, and when times get hard
We need someone to help us out
And get rid of St. Eva, cause that's what
"Breath of Fire" is all about

Can you play the bells?
Can you play the tubular bells?
You gotta learn the melody well
So you can find the Boombada spell.
I don't think you do,
So that spell ain't for you.

(repeat and fade out)

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