The Power of Deep-Fried by Prima Donna (Sung to the tune of "The Power of Goodbye" by Madonna) Burger King's not open, so I must go The deep-fryer's broken, I loved it so Boredom comes when I'm eating tofu I must have junk food, I'm going cuckoo It was my apron I deeply burned Not enough potatoes, I should have learned I knew when frying was taking too long And when my hairnet was on fire that something was wrong And now I'm fired Chorus: There's no place left to hide When it smells like something has died There's no greater power Than the power of deep-fried Burger King's not open, so I must go The deep-fryer's broken, I loved it so It was my apron I deeply burned Not enough potatoes... Chorus #2: There's nothing left to lose Those onion rings smell like booze There's no greater power Than the power of deep-fried Learn to make french fries I yearn to make french fries (Chorus) (Chorus #2)