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IAQ MAN
Parody of "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)" by Scatman John
New Lyrics by Tyvek Liinhaal (TyvekY8K@aol.com)
Performed by Ragnarosen
NOTE: "IAQ" is pronounced "yak"

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

I'm the IAQ Man

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

I'm the IAQ Man

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

Everybody's got their very own story to tell
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the IAQ Man can do it, so can you.

Here's what you all should know about a IAQ.
It's an idea for a video game.
To write a IAQ, all you gotta do is sit your butt down
And type whatever's going on in your brain.
Yo, I'm the IAQ Man.

Who's the IAQ Man? I'm the IAQ Man.

You gotta make your good guys and you gotta make your bad guys
So your good guys have some people to fight.
You gotta make your magic and you gotta make your weapons
And you gotta check out "Cosmo*." It's a kick-ass site.

Everybody's got their very own story to tell
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the IAQ Man can do it, brother, so can you.
I'm the IAQ Man.

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

Everybody's got their very own story to tell
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the IAQ Man can do it, brother, so can you.

I'm the IAQ Man.

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of IAQ.
Well I'm Professor Daravon. All I can tell you is
The heroes keep fightin' and Ragna keeps writin' cause
It's a part of the Internet fiction biz.

I'm the IAQ Man.

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

I'm the IAQ Man... repeat after me
It's a spoony oonie boonie doonie goony RPG.
I'm the IAQ Man... repeat after me
It's a spoony oonie boonie doonie goony RPG.

(Scatting by Ragnarosen)

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