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By a CG Shrines fan
(Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Eighteen!
2, 3, 1 3 2, everybody in the car, so come on Let's view the biggest art site around the corner The boys say they want some art and cosplay But they really want hentai, all boys are weak I must stay deep because talk is cheap I like Dota, Sakura, Rinoa and Lina And as I continue you know they are getting sweeter So what can I do I really beg you my Lord To me viewing it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it, please set in the trumpet A little bit of Naga in my life A little bit of Edea by my side A little bit of Tifa is all I need A little bit of Lina is what I see A little bit of Peorth in the sun A little bit of Dakki all night long A little bit of Arshes-Nei here I am A little bit of Shrines makes me your man Mambo Number Eighteen! Scroll up and down, go move the cursor all around Bulge your eyes to the screen, towards the computer make your back lean Go one page to the left, and one to the right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice If they update the site, it's always nice! A little bit of Selphie in my life A little bit of Sophitia by my side A little bit of Yurika is all I need A little bit of Rika is what I see A little bit of Sharon in the sun A little bit of Aerith all night long A little bit of Cammy here I am A little bit of Shrines makes me your man The trumpet! Hey, look, it's a trumpet! Huh huh... trumpet... Mambo Number Eighteen! A little bit of Deedlit in my life A little bit of Chun-Li by my side A little bit of Naga is all I need A little bit of Cherry is what I see A little bit of Sizer in the sun A little bit of Shermie all night long A little bit of Quistis here I am A little bit of Shrines makes me your man I would do it all to fall in love with girls like all Because they can pose and they can smile Shrines and me gonna touch the sky Mambo Number Eighteen!
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