Materia Girl


Stand witness as four three boys embark on their quest to penetrate the delicate balance between the real world... and the world our fans want us in. Ugh.
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Materia Girl

By Yuffie Kisaragi

From the album "Like, A Vincent"

(Parody of "Material Girl" by Madonna)

Yuffie - Oh boy, a, like, Bahamut Neo materia. Aah, don't need it. (Throws it away)

Barret - What the dilly 'yo did you do that fo', foo'? We coulda beaten them damn Shinra with that!

Yuffie - Like, yeah, but I want some really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really--

Red XIII - You can stop.

Yuffie - (ignoring Red) --really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really--

Red XIII - STOP IT BEFORE I LIMIT BREAK!

Yuffie - --really good materia. Like, I want stuff, like, this...

Some orbs burn stuff, some orbs freeze stuff
I think they're O.K.
If they don't make me popular then
I just walk away

I can equip them and I can trade them
But their levels aren't high, that's right
'Cause the materia called Meteor
Will always do me right, 'cause we are...

Chorus:

Living in a materia world
And I'm, like, a materia girl
I like to steal materia and sell it for gil
And I'm, like, a materia girl

Some orbs summon, some orbs steal, and
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my EXP then I
Have to let them be

Some orbs fry and some orbs die but
With them I don't play
Only orbs that destroy planets
Make my rainy day, 'cause we are...

(chorus)

Living in a materia world [materia]
Living in a materia world
(repeat)

Enemies come and enemies go
And that's all right you see
Materia has made me rich
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's...

(chorus)

Like, a materia, a materia, a materia, a materia world

Living in a materia world [materia]
Living in a materia world
(repeat and fade)

Cloud - Hey, Guys! I just found this cool, white, Holy materia! (hands it to Yuffie)

Yuffie - (tosses it off a cliff) Aah, don't need it.

All except Yuffie - YUFFIE!!!

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