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Materia Girl By Yuffie Kisaragi From the album "Like, A Vincent" (Parody of "Material Girl" by Madonna) Yuffie - Oh boy, a, like, Bahamut Neo materia. Aah, don't need it. (Throws it away) Barret - What the dilly 'yo did you do that fo', foo'? We coulda beaten them damn Shinra with that! Yuffie - Like, yeah, but I want some really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really-- Red XIII - You can stop. Yuffie - (ignoring Red) --really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really-- Red XIII - STOP IT BEFORE I LIMIT BREAK! Yuffie - --really good materia. Like, I want stuff, like, this... Some orbs burn stuff, some orbs freeze stuff I think they're O.K. If they don't make me popular then I just walk away I can equip them and I can trade them But their levels aren't high, that's right 'Cause the materia called Meteor Will always do me right, 'cause we are... Chorus: Living in a materia world And I'm, like, a materia girl I like to steal materia and sell it for gil And I'm, like, a materia girl Some orbs summon, some orbs steal, and That's all right with me If they can't raise my EXP then I Have to let them be Some orbs fry and some orbs die but With them I don't play Only orbs that destroy planets Make my rainy day, 'cause we are... (chorus) Living in a materia world [materia] Living in a materia world (repeat) Enemies come and enemies go And that's all right you see Materia has made me rich And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's... (chorus) Like, a materia, a materia, a materia, a materia world Living in a materia world [materia] Living in a materia world (repeat and fade) Cloud - Hey, Guys! I just found this cool, white, Holy materia! (hands it to Yuffie) Yuffie - (tosses it off a cliff) Aah, don't need it. All except Yuffie - YUFFIE!!! Back to Songs Back to the Midgar Swamp
By Yuffie Kisaragi
From the album "Like, A Vincent"
(Parody of "Material Girl" by Madonna)
Yuffie - Oh boy, a, like, Bahamut Neo materia. Aah, don't need it. (Throws it away)
Barret - What the dilly 'yo did you do that fo', foo'? We coulda beaten them damn Shinra with that!
Yuffie - Like, yeah, but I want some really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really--
Red XIII - You can stop.
Yuffie - (ignoring Red) --really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really--
Red XIII - STOP IT BEFORE I LIMIT BREAK!
Yuffie - --really good materia. Like, I want stuff, like, this...
Some orbs burn stuff, some orbs freeze stuff I think they're O.K. If they don't make me popular then I just walk away I can equip them and I can trade them But their levels aren't high, that's right 'Cause the materia called Meteor Will always do me right, 'cause we are... Chorus: Living in a materia world And I'm, like, a materia girl I like to steal materia and sell it for gil And I'm, like, a materia girl Some orbs summon, some orbs steal, and That's all right with me If they can't raise my EXP then I Have to let them be Some orbs fry and some orbs die but With them I don't play Only orbs that destroy planets Make my rainy day, 'cause we are... (chorus) Living in a materia world [materia] Living in a materia world (repeat) Enemies come and enemies go And that's all right you see Materia has made me rich And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's... (chorus) Like, a materia, a materia, a materia, a materia world Living in a materia world [materia] Living in a materia world (repeat and fade)
Cloud - Hey, Guys! I just found this cool, white, Holy materia! (hands it to Yuffie)
Yuffie - (tosses it off a cliff) Aah, don't need it.
All except Yuffie - YUFFIE!!!
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