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Old School RPGs
by Fred Delles
Parody of "Old Time Rock 'N Roll" by Bob Seger

Go take those old Game Paks off the shelf
I'll sit and play right through 'em by myself
That kind of gameplay just sets me all free
I like my old-school RPGs

Don't ever make me play no Squaresoft
I'm not in any mood to see Lara Croft
Why can't they be more like Breath of Fire 3?
I like my old-school RPGs

Still like those old-school RPGs
That kind of gameplay just sets me free
I march and fight right through my destiny
With those old-school RPGs

Won't go to hook up for no Half-Life
I'd just disregard Squall and that chump called Cloud Strife
Why can't they now make a Suikoden 3?
Just like those old-school RPGs

Call up a Dragon, call like Rydia
They're old-fashioned, but not Materia
Today's gameplay can't set me all free
Just like those old-school RPGs

Still like those old-school RPGs
That kind of gameplay just sets me free
I march and fight right through my destiny
With those old-school RPGs

(repeat chorus)

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