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Parody of "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica
By Aerith and Tifa
Aerith - Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Tifa - Mm hm sure. You know, you look kind of familiar.
Cait Sith - Of course she does! You planned this song out together!
Aerith (ignoring Cait) - Yeah you do too but, umm I just wanted to know..do
you know about the new Cloud Strife action figure?
Tifa - Oh yeah, definitely. I know it's brand.
Aerith - I just wanted to let you know it's mine.
Tifa - Huh...No, no it's mine.
You need to just give up
I have about enough
It only costs $32.09
The toy is mine
This toy's so great--it's new
It ain't cheaply made or used
It belongs to me
The toy is mine
Aerith - I think it's time we got this straight
The toy's got a sword and a cool face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your toy - are you insane
Tifa- You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That I've got enough dough ready
Aerith - I'd never hesitate
Cause the toy is just so great
It says without me he couldn't make
Ol Sephy gone--ain't that a shame
Tifa - Maybe you misunderstood
Cause without you he still could
And this may just sound like greed
But money money is all you need
You need to just give up
I have about enough
It only costs $32.09
The toy is mine
This toy's so great--it's new
It ain't cheaply made or used
It belongs to me
The toy is mine
Tifa - It's obvious that Cloud likes me
He's been to 7th H since '93
And while the toy was made for me
You can buy a Seph and get one free
Aerith- I don't want no Sephiroth
Compared to Cloud, he's just a sloth
No offense to sloths out there
It's just that Cloud's got cooler hair
Tifa - You can say what you wanna to say
The money I have you can't take
In truth your love is just a fake
I'd like to hit you with a rake
Aerith - Will the picture ever come to you?
You're rubber, and I am glue
Get away it's my time to buy
And if you didn't know the toy is mine
You need to just give up
I have about enough
It only costs $32.09
The toy is mine
This toy's so great--it's new
It ain't cheaply made or used
It belongs to me
The toy is mine
Tifa - In Barret's words must you
Keep on acting like a foo'
I deserve the toy that's new
Cuz' Cloud likes me more--girl it's true
Aerith - I think that you should know why
That toy's been so big at BestBuy
It's cause it's a part of my life
I can't wait to buy Cloud Strife
You need to just give up
I have about enough
It only costs $32.09
The toy is mine
This toy's so great--it's new
It ain't cheaply made or used
It belongs to me
The toy is mine
Aerith - He likes me more
Tifa- Not you
Aerith - But me
Tifa - Not you
Aerith - But me
Tifa - Not you
Aerith - But me
Tifa - Not you
Aerith - But me
Tifa - Not you
Aerith - But me
Tifa - This is
Aerith - Stupid
Tifa - Let's stop
Aerith - Okay
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
It belongs to me
The toy is mine
Yuffie - Hey, like, everyone! I just got this Cloud action figure!
It's like, the last one, too!
(Aerith and Tifa look at each other)
Both- Get her.