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The Toy Is Mine Parody of "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica By Aerith and Tifa Aerith - Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute? Tifa - Mm hm sure. You know, you look kind of familiar. Cait Sith - Of course she does! You planned this song out together! Aerith (ignoring Cait) - Yeah you do too but, umm I just wanted to know..do you know about the new Cloud Strife action figure? Tifa - Oh yeah, definitely. I know it's brand. Aerith - I just wanted to let you know it's mine. Tifa - Huh...No, no it's mine. You need to just give up I have about enough It only costs $32.09 The toy is mine This toy's so great--it's new It ain't cheaply made or used It belongs to me The toy is mine Aerith - I think it's time we got this straight The toy's got a sword and a cool face There is no way you could mistake Him for your toy - are you insane Tifa- You see I know that you may be Just a bit jealous of me But you're blind if you can't see That I've got enough dough ready Aerith - I'd never hesitate Cause the toy is just so great It says without me he couldn't make Ol Sephy gone--ain't that a shame Tifa - Maybe you misunderstood Cause without you he still could And this may just sound like greed But money money is all you need You need to just give up I have about enough It only costs $32.09 The toy is mine This toy's so great--it's new It ain't cheaply made or used It belongs to me The toy is mine Tifa - It's obvious that Cloud likes me He's been to 7th H since '93 And while the toy was made for me You can buy a Seph and get one free Aerith- I don't want no Sephiroth Compared to Cloud, he's just a sloth No offense to sloths out there It's just that Cloud's got cooler hair Tifa - You can say what you wanna to say The money I have you can't take In truth your love is just a fake I'd like to hit you with a rake Aerith - Will the picture ever come to you? You're rubber, and I am glue Get away it's my time to buy And if you didn't know the toy is mine You need to just give up I have about enough It only costs $32.09 The toy is mine This toy's so great--it's new It ain't cheaply made or used It belongs to me The toy is mine Tifa - In Barret's words must you Keep on acting like a foo' I deserve the toy that's new Cuz' Cloud likes me more--girl it's true Aerith - I think that you should know why That toy's been so big at BestBuy It's cause it's a part of my life I can't wait to buy Cloud Strife You need to just give up I have about enough It only costs $32.09 The toy is mine This toy's so great--it's new It ain't cheaply made or used It belongs to me The toy is mine Aerith - He likes me more Tifa- Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - This is Aerith - Stupid Tifa - Let's stop Aerith - Okay I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused It belongs to me The toy is mine Yuffie - Hey, like, everyone! I just got this Cloud action figure! It's like, the last one, too! (Aerith and Tifa look at each other) Both- Get her. Back to Songs Back to the Midgar Swamp
Parody of "The Boy is Mine" by Brandy and Monica
By Aerith and Tifa
Aerith - Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Tifa - Mm hm sure. You know, you look kind of familiar.
Cait Sith - Of course she does! You planned this song out together!
Aerith (ignoring Cait) - Yeah you do too but, umm I just wanted to know..do
you know about the new Cloud Strife action figure?
Tifa - Oh yeah, definitely. I know it's brand.
Aerith - I just wanted to let you know it's mine.
Tifa - Huh...No, no it's mine.
You need to just give up I have about enough It only costs $32.09 The toy is mine This toy's so great--it's new It ain't cheaply made or used It belongs to me The toy is mine
Aerith - I think it's time we got this straight The toy's got a sword and a cool face There is no way you could mistake Him for your toy - are you insane
Tifa- You see I know that you may be Just a bit jealous of me But you're blind if you can't see That I've got enough dough ready
Aerith - I'd never hesitate Cause the toy is just so great It says without me he couldn't make Ol Sephy gone--ain't that a shame
Tifa - Maybe you misunderstood Cause without you he still could And this may just sound like greed But money money is all you need
Tifa - It's obvious that Cloud likes me He's been to 7th H since '93 And while the toy was made for me You can buy a Seph and get one free
Aerith- I don't want no Sephiroth Compared to Cloud, he's just a sloth No offense to sloths out there It's just that Cloud's got cooler hair
Tifa - You can say what you wanna to say The money I have you can't take In truth your love is just a fake I'd like to hit you with a rake
Aerith - Will the picture ever come to you? You're rubber, and I am glue Get away it's my time to buy And if you didn't know the toy is mine
Tifa - In Barret's words must you Keep on acting like a foo' I deserve the toy that's new Cuz' Cloud likes me more--girl it's true
Aerith - I think that you should know why That toy's been so big at BestBuy It's cause it's a part of my life I can't wait to buy Cloud Strife
Aerith - He likes me more Tifa- Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - Not you Aerith - But me Tifa - This is Aerith - Stupid Tifa - Let's stop Aerith - Okay
I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused It belongs to me The toy is mine
Yuffie - Hey, like, everyone! I just got this Cloud action figure! It's like, the last one, too! (Aerith and Tifa look at each other) Both- Get her.
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