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Turk Up Your Life By the Turks (Parody of Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls) Fa la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la When you're acting bad and low We will take you where you gotta go Kicking screaming Sorry, it's the law Jail is the place where you want to be (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!! Slammer to the left Are you having a good time Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're demoted Turkmobile left To give someone a big fine Reno's hangin' at The Turtle's Paradise Rude has to say this (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!" Oh here we come a-caroling Fa la la la la la la Deck all the halls with Midgar lights Fa la la la la la la Black robed cultists in Nibleheim No cigarettes for both you or I Kung fu Zangan Warking Teioh Chase Seph around, this plot's just #*^-oh (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!! Slammer to the left Are you still having a good time? Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're demoted (again) Turkmobile's still gone Giving someone a bigger fine Reno's still hangin at The Turtle's Paradise Rude has to say this (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!" Weapon Jenova But Yuffie is harder We moonwalk the chocotrot Then polka the salsa (ewww!) Punch it Kick it Chop it hatatattaaa Block it Duck it Jump it hatatataaaa Ariba! (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!! Slammer to the left Are you still having a good time? Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're fired Turkmobile's still gone I think it had to fight Dyne Reno's still hangin' at The Turtle's Paradise Rude still has this to say (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!!" (fade out) Back to Songs Back to the Midgar Swamp
By the Turks
(Parody of Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls)
Fa la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la When you're acting bad and low We will take you where you gotta go Kicking screaming Sorry, it's the law Jail is the place where you want to be (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!! Slammer to the left Are you having a good time Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're demoted Turkmobile left To give someone a big fine Reno's hangin' at The Turtle's Paradise Rude has to say this (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!" Oh here we come a-caroling Fa la la la la la la Deck all the halls with Midgar lights Fa la la la la la la Black robed cultists in Nibleheim No cigarettes for both you or I Kung fu Zangan Warking Teioh Chase Seph around, this plot's just #*^-oh (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!! Slammer to the left Are you still having a good time? Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're demoted (again) Turkmobile's still gone Giving someone a bigger fine Reno's still hangin at The Turtle's Paradise Rude has to say this (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!" Weapon Jenova But Yuffie is harder We moonwalk the chocotrot Then polka the salsa (ewww!) Punch it Kick it Chop it hatatattaaa Block it Duck it Jump it hatatataaaa Ariba! (Colours of the world) Turk up your life! (Every boy and girl) Turk up your life! (What about Marlene?) Turk up your life! Shinraaaaaaaaa!!!
Slammer to the left Are you still having a good time? Tseng boy on the right We know that you feel fine Elena to the front Ha, ha, you're fired Turkmobile's still gone I think it had to fight Dyne Reno's still hangin' at The Turtle's Paradise Rude still has this to say (huh huh) "Hi-C Sucks Booze Rules!!"
(fade out)
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