Stand witness as four three boys embark on their quest to penetrate the delicate balance between the real world... and the world our fans want us in. Ugh. Featured MIDI: Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

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I've been depressed and I had the blues
Ever since I played that game with Homncruse
It's not an RPG, it's a sorry excuse
That bad experience left me not amused

It took an hour of my life, and I want it back
Gonna throw that ROM in my recycle sack
I think I'm going out of my brain
Nobody should ever go through this agonizing pain

The lacking plot's gonna drive you mad
It should tell you something that the villain's name is Badbad
I'd rather put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars
Than play another minute of Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars

So stay away from Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
There're better games than Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
So stay away from Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
There're better games than Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars

With subnormal graphics and inferior sound
You're better off playing Chrono Trigger or Earthbound
Behind that cat's disguise is the demon Cat-Boo
He don't like the way you look, so he'll beat on you

Fight a crazy doctor in a volcano
If he pushes that button, the mountain's gonna blow
Prolonged exposure to this game will make you hurl
If they're the "Ringo Brothers," how come one of them's a girl?

It's obvious Tecmo can't compete with Square
This game will replace the Nazis in my nightmares
I'd rather put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars
Than play another minute of Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars

So stay away from Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
There're better games than Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
So stay away from Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars
There're better games than Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars

I've been depressed and I had the blues
Ever since I played that game with Homncruse
It's not an RPG, it's a sorry excuse
That bad experience left me not amused

The lacking plot's gonna drive you mad
It should tell you something that the villain's name is Badbad
I'd rather put on womens' clothing and hang around in bars
Than play another minute of Tecmo's Secret Of The Stars

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